Texting
Julie: There is a large baggie of weed sitting outside CVS…I want it.
Laura: Are you serious!?!?
Julie: Yep.
Laura: Omg, a trap for idiots.
Some people suck. And they know that they suck. And they keep sucking because they’re too afraid not to suck (they are confused and think that sucking is the opposite of sucking or that sucking protects them from what they perceive to be a sucky situation). THESE PEOPLE SUCK.
A Telephone Conversation
Julie: I was just trying to get a hold of you for Laura because Basil ate her [cuts out] phone.
Dad: BASIL ATE HER!?!?
Are you kidding me, assholes!?!?
This face is directed at a lot of people right now.
My upper arm is STILL tender from when I was dropped on a keg, mid-keg stand, on 4th of July. This might make it the most serious and long-lasting injury of my life (I’m an indoor kind of girl). I’ve also never laughed so much due to injury either. I love beer.