September 27, 2010 at 10:46 pm (Uncategorized)

I’m reading The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen right now. It’s so depressing and dismally realistic. It’s so me!!!!

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Texting

September 22, 2010 at 7:57 pm (Uncategorized)

Julie: There is a large baggie of weed sitting outside CVS…I want it.

Laura: Are you serious!?!?

Julie: Yep.

Laura: Omg, a trap for idiots.

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September 17, 2010 at 5:01 pm (Uncategorized)

Some people suck. And they know that they suck. And they keep sucking because they’re too afraid not to suck (they are confused and think that sucking is the opposite of sucking or that sucking protects them from what they perceive to be a sucky situation).  THESE PEOPLE SUCK.

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A Telephone Conversation

September 17, 2010 at 2:17 pm (Uncategorized)

Julie: I was just trying to get a hold of you for Laura because Basil ate her [cuts out] phone.

Dad: BASIL ATE HER!?!?

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Are you kidding me, assholes!?!?

September 10, 2010 at 11:28 pm (Uncategorized)

This face is directed at a lot of people right now.

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September 2, 2010 at 12:28 pm (Uncategorized)

My upper arm is STILL tender from when I was dropped on a keg, mid-keg stand, on 4th of July. This might make it the most serious and long-lasting injury of my life (I’m an indoor kind of girl). I’ve also never laughed so much due to injury either. I love beer.

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